Found some gems going through old stuff...
"Who cares if I miss the trash can? It's only a bottle of beer."
"I care if you miss the trash can. Aren't you going to pick it up?" =whistle,whistle=
When I was little, I used to draw all the time. When I was little, I was also a big recycling advocate apparently.
My family, circa... late 80's (?) At a time when everyone in the fam was the same age and height.
"Just for My Best Dad!"
Dad: "Oh, no!"
Me: "It's grate [great]!"
Even though he was my best dad, he was such a wuss. Come on, Pops, it's only a giant Great White shark with blood dripping from his teeth. I mean, Grate White...Gatorland, Florida. My dad still being a sissy... I had to jump in there and take hold of the gator for him.